"Going shopping" in this small town often starts as an online thing. For sheer entertainment value, it's hard to beat Amazon. See?
Corvallis has a vibrant little downtown, loaded with small businesses and shops and completely lacking in big box stores. You have to drive 30 miles if you feel the dubious need to go to a Wal-Mart. So I went to the single sporting goods place and found something practical to wear.
I think I paid extra money for this, a special tag that describes itself and not the shirt. It's a pity to throw this out; I'll recycle it and it can have eternal life.