that night when you sliced open the coop and waited for me to joyfully escape to a freedom I've never known and am totally unequipped to handle.
I know you hate to see caged animals and my pen makes you sad, but you also promote no-kill shelters, right? Because that's what I'm in: a no-kill shelter for birds that are injured or domesticated. I wish you had educated yourself on this point before foolishly cutting open my enclosure. Sure am glad I had the sense to stay put after your insanely idiotic gesture.
I award you no points.