новорожденных Kerry Bliss

Usually you have to be a zillionaire to get a hospital wing, a football stadium, or a library named after you. If you aren't fabulously wealthy you have to wait until you die, and then maybe you get a city park, or perhaps a street done up in your name, but only if you've been very very good.

It's a rose. Not many peonies here in Oregon.

But let's say you have a choice in the matter. I wouldn't mind a flower, maybe a peony, white with pink edges. A bridge would be great, but it would have to be extremely small, because little bridges are the best, and also because you have to be quite important to get a big bridge in your name.  Let's say the military needs a name for something; like, you know, they name their weapons after people...Howitzers and Sherman tanks and so forth. They could name a parachute after me and I would be happy. Not a gun though.

A small room in a big library would be nice, but the single window would have to have panes in it, and a cushioned window seat for lounging.

Anyway. Those are all daydreams. Shockingly, my son tells me that something has actually been named after me:

Yeah. A freakin' Russian doll-thing. Or whatever that is it's wearing. See for yourself:

http://www.dostavka.ru/Kerry-BLISS-id_6510553

I'm the mom. I should have been googling his name, the youngest son. Looking him up on Google images, seeing what he's up to. Instead he was googling my name, ostensibly giving his girlfriend a preview before she has to meet me in two weeks. So, I wonder what she thought.

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I bet she really really can't wait to meet me now.

I do get 4 1/2 stars on a Russian "Target" website though. Not bad. You better google yourself and see how you're doing.