A few days ago Kerry looked at stats for Ed & Reub. She rarely does this. Of the 617 keywords leading to Ed & Reub, approximately 616 of them were some variation of "Facebook's 100 foods before you die."
The 617th was: "my portuguese water dog won't go out alone."
Whoever wrote that into Google, I feel bad that you didn't get any satisfaction here at Ed & Reub. I hope you try again, because I'd rather talk about this than FB's goofy list any day.
Of course your Portuguese Water Dog won't go out alone! Silly.
the crew: you and me on a tiny fishing boat bobbing off the coast of the Iberian peninsula. Where I bark like crazy at every gull who dares to swoop near the catch. Where I retrieve anything you ask me to. Where we entertain ourselves for hours on end with nobody else around. We exchange jokes. I eat part of your lunch. You depend on me to listen. I look you directly in the eyes when you speak.
I'm not going anywhere without you. What were you thinking? If you wanted a dog that went out by himself you should have gotten a cat.