The bagel incident: Part II

Reuben's Testimony:
"I was there, it's true. But I didn't do anything! As usual, though, I "got caught," and even though I was completely innocent, I felt guilty. I have a dark past, and I can't help the way I react. It's just who I am. There I was, GUARDING the bagel as it rolled around on the floor, when Kerry burst in and yelled something that sounded like "DON'T, POOH BEAR!!" Pooh Bear? How did I miss that? Where? Where was Pooh Bear? I felt guilty that I had totally missed him. And now I'm paying for it. I think you should talk to Eddy; he was there too, you know."